Birds thrown around.

Suggested listening: Radiohead "Scatterbrain"

Rather fitting song for this blustery day what with the crooning about force 10 gales, roofs pulling off and so forth.

Speaking about the wind, how about that wind? I mean, I'm not one to talk about the weather, but come on. Super strong winds are awesome. But, alas it doesn't feel the same way about me (Kind of like the girls i usually fall for, Bu dum tch!) It almost mercilessly lifted me off the ground several times today.

(long pause)

Hey guys what's up? Remember all that stuff i was writing about the wind not liking me? Well since then, a GIANT tree crash landed inches from the living room. I mean literal inches here by the way. I've been outside for the past half hour checking it out. No damage done to the house it turns out but the yard is now a supine sycamore so to speak. Alliteration.

Whoa. Wait a hot second here. I was just writing about the wind's rambunctious nature, when coincidentally the wind blasts a tree down inches from my house. Does this mean i have some kind of writing manifestation power? Let me try.

Writing powers! Manifest me these things: Double neck guitar and bass! A piano! All the recording equipment I'd ever need! A new car! A girlfriend! A decent paying job that allows me plenty of time to write and play music!

Now, to go check outside to see if any of those things fell from the heavens...
Shucks.
Maybe i should try for something smaller. A Turkey sandwich!

Nope. A man can dream though. Or i guess i could just get up and make a turkey sandwich.